November 6th, 2007 
“The vice president is cherry-picking intelligence and selectively using facts in a manner that does not portray the complete picture…”
- Dennis Kucinich
Dennis Kucinich has a faint hope of becoming the first ventriloquist’s dummy to ever become President. Maybe the cherry tree that Washington confessed to hacking was a relative (ventriloquist dummies are made of wood). I think I have uncovered some information that might point to a nefarious motive for this man’s baseless attack on Dick Cheney. It seems that the heyday for ventriloquists dummies came right at the end of a war in the late 40s. Bob Pelham got out of the army and formed Pelham Puppets in Wiltshire, England in 1947. He employed mainly returning soldiers and puppets were made from scrap and discarded materials. One of his main sources was Government War Surplus.
Could it be that Dennis Kucinich wants to end a war prematurely so that the production of dummies can once again be stepped up to dangerous levels. Do you want to live in a country where you are competing for jobs with these dummies? George Washington may have had a premonition about that cherry tree and his ‘admission’ was actually a white washed version of the truth because he knew that his father and other family members were unlikely to accept that there was a real and present danger lurking beneath it’s bark.
Dennis would have you believe that Dick cherry-picks information and leaves out things that would make our World seem less scary. I think that most of what our Vice President spares us from would make us all even more scared.
