http://www.ilikedick.org Tue, 17 Jun 2008 15:15:57 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Back in May, some wrong-thinking citizens chose to ignore the orders of armed policemen to stay behind the barricades that are used these days to create a sort of playpen for whining liberals. We have to do this to keep them from disrupting and distracting important people like Dick ... http://www.ilikedick.org/2008/06/17/merciful-justice-is-served/ I want some startup money for a 527 to counter the assertion that Obama recently made... Any fool can have a child... Yeah, right. Tell that to all the sterile fools. It's time to take the gloves off with regard to this fertile, intelligent elitist. http://www.ilikedick.org/2008/06/17/sterile-fools-for-truth/ Dick Cheney is a man of few words.  This is best illustrated by his short apology, delivered through his staff, for having joked about West Virginians' propensity for incest.  Another politician might have made a long drawn out speak attempting to bridge the gap between sister marryin' people and those ... http://www.ilikedick.org/2008/06/03/dick-cheneys-next-move/ Losers like John Edwards and Dennis Kucinich and Rudy Giuliani are stuck selling their t-shirts and buttons at a discount or in the case of Dennis, selling them of at eight cents a piece as rags. My items are holding firm at the original prices.  I was actually thinking of tying ... http://www.ilikedick.org/2008/04/29/no-discount-for-i-like-dick-merchandise/ I have a flawless plan for ending the violence in Iraq. I call it Operation Iraqi Buddy-System. It is better than just some piddly little troop surge. My plan calls for a 1:1 ratio of Iraqi citizens to US military personnel. Every man, woman and child ... http://www.ilikedick.org/2008/04/19/operation-iraqi-buddy-system/ This video was made in a little known part of America known as Canada. I am telling you that in case you want to blame someone. http://www.ilikedick.org/2008/03/24/democracy-versus-sleep-why-cant-it-be-both/ If the people in a few towns in Vermont are picturing Dick Cheney shaking in his boots after their little resolutions to have him arrested received a vote of approval, they are sadly mistaken. Actually, as I write this, one small division of Haliburton is completing a small job for which ... http://www.ilikedick.org/2008/03/07/vermont/ They tried to make him go to Turkey, and he said No, No, No... Dick Cheney had planned to go on an official visit to Turkey and his last minute cancellation is seen as a sign of increasing tension between the United States and a country that invaded Iraq without the ... http://www.ilikedick.org/2008/02/29/cheney-cancels-turkey-trip/ There is no Dick Cheney Susan Lucci Scandal. They shared a stage at the 230th Birthday Party for the US Army. I can just imagine the small talk. http://www.ilikedick.org/2008/02/12/dick-cheney-susan-lucci-scandal/ It's always a pleasure to be in Kansas City, a place I've visited many times over the years. When I come here I always think of one of my predecessors as Vice President, who also served as our 33rd President -- Harry S. Truman. He's credited, of course, for many ... http://www.ilikedick.org/2008/01/03/dick-cheney-standup-comic/