Back in May, some wrong-thinking citizens chose to ignore the orders of armed policemen to stay behind the barricades that are used these days to create a sort of playpen for whining liberals. We have to do this to keep them from disrupting and distracting important people like Dick Cheney.
This particular incident took place […]
Dick Cheney is a man of few words. This is best illustrated by his short apology, delivered through his staff, for having joked about West Virginians’ propensity for incest. Another politician might have made a long drawn out speak attempting to bridge the gap between sister marryin’ people and those who choose to marry outside […]
They tried to make him go to Turkey, and he said No, No, No…
Dick Cheney had planned to go on an official visit to Turkey and his last minute cancellation is seen as a sign of increasing tension between the United States and a country that invaded Iraq without the approval of the international community. […]
It’s always a pleasure to be in Kansas City, a place I’ve visited many times over the years. When I come here I always think of one of my predecessors as Vice President, who also served as our 33rd President — Harry S. Truman. He’s credited, of course, for many words of wisdom, including the […]
The declared Republican ‘candidates’ will be answering ‘questions’ that were submitted to them via YouTube on Wednesday. The official demographer for the Vice President of the United States of America has determined that YouTube doesn’t matter. The only person who uses YouTube and is old enough to vote is Renetto. He lives in an undisclosed […]
The most compelling reason that I have for wanting Dick Cheney to run for the Presidency in 2008 is the fact that he has 8 years of job shadowing under his belt. Handing power to Dick Cheney would be a painless, shameless affair for George W. Bush. He could rest easy knowing that he […]
“The vice president is cherry-picking intelligence and selectively using facts in a manner that does not portray the complete picture…”
- Dennis Kucinich
Dennis Kucinich has a faint hope of becoming the first ventriloquist’s dummy to ever become President. Maybe the cherry tree that Washington confessed to hacking was a relative (ventriloquist dummies are made of […]
Dick Cheney can down play his Presidential character in interviews with the liberal biased media, but when he steps up to a podium and speaks to real Americans, it shines through.
Check out this Video Clip of Dick talking to the good folks in Dallas. He was speaking at a lunch put on by […]
When a member of the liberal biased media took a liberal biased photograph while standing in Upstate New York, he didn’t realize how close he was to the New York/Alabama border. This is understandable, as many map printing companies also have a liberal bias. Below is a more accurate map.
Even Rudy Giuliani, a […]
The declared GOP candidates are listed in alphabetical order on the liberal biased ‘Wikipedia.’
The instant that Dick Cheney announces his candidacy, he will take his rightful place at the top of that list.
The average age of the declared candidates is 62.3. Dick Cheney is 66.6 years old. America needs a man with proven […]
June 17th, 2008 
