Merciful Justice is Served

Back in May, some wrong-thinking citizens chose to ignore the orders of armed policemen to stay behind the barricades that are used these days to create a sort of playpen for whining liberals. We have to do this to keep them from disrupting and distracting important people like Dick Cheney.
This particular incident took place […]

Dick Cheney’s Next Move

Dick Cheney is a man of few words.  This is best illustrated by his short apology, delivered through his staff, for having joked about West Virginians’ propensity for incest.  Another politician might have made a long drawn out speak attempting to bridge the gap between sister marryin’ people and those who choose to marry outside […]

Operation Iraqi Buddy-System

I have a flawless plan for ending the violence in Iraq. I call it Operation Iraqi Buddy-System. It is better than just some piddly little troop surge. My plan calls for a 1:1 ratio of Iraqi citizens to US military personnel. Every man, woman and child will be accompanied day and […]

Democracy Versus Sleep, Why Can’t it be Both?

This video was made in a little known part of America known as Canada. I am telling you that in case you want to blame someone.

Cheney Cancels Turkey Trip

They tried to make him go to Turkey, and he said No, No, No…
Dick Cheney had planned to go on an official visit to Turkey and his last minute cancellation is seen as a sign of increasing tension between the United States and a country that invaded Iraq without the approval of the international community.  […]

Dick Cheney Susan Lucci Scandal

There is no Dick Cheney Susan Lucci Scandal. They shared a stage at the 230th Birthday Party for the US Army.
I can just imagine the small talk.

Dick Cheney, Standup Comic

It’s always a pleasure to be in Kansas City, a place I’ve visited many times over the years. When I come here I always think of one of my predecessors as Vice President, who also served as our 33rd President — Harry S. Truman. He’s credited, of course, for many words of wisdom, including the […]

The President of YouTube Thinks that YouTube is Influential

I have already said what I thought of the Presidential Debates on YouTube, to paraphrase my old post…Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…
A liberal biased YouTube executive wrote on the official Google blog that he expects that YouTube will have an important role in 2008. I think he is wrong. The de facto front runner Dick Cheney spends […]

Chuck Norris Kicks Down the Closet Door

Chuck Norris has come out in favor of Mike Huckabee saying that he likes his package. They seem to have a very warm rapport (that’s a French word). I don’t trust any Republican Candidate who is currying the favor of Hollywood Liberals like this Chuck guy.

Nurses Are Mean

Michael Moore’s Minions, disguised as a nurses union, put a mean-spirited advertisement (pdf) in several newspapers this week. It implies that Dick Cheney would not be alive today if he were one of the countries uninsured minority. Michael Moore would not be alive today if he were 65.
Dick Cheney will be with us […]

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