Merciful Justice is Served

Back in May, some wrong-thinking citizens chose to ignore the orders of armed policemen to stay behind the barricades that are used these days to create a sort of playpen for whining liberals. We have to do this to keep them from disrupting and distracting important people like Dick Cheney.
This particular incident took place […]

Dick Cheney, Standup Comic

It’s always a pleasure to be in Kansas City, a place I’ve visited many times over the years. When I come here I always think of one of my predecessors as Vice President, who also served as our 33rd President — Harry S. Truman. He’s credited, of course, for many words of wisdom, including the […]

Dick Cheney’s Own Corner of the Internet

Here is a rough draft of the official Cheney biography on the official White House website…
Vice President Richard B. Cheney has had a distinguished career as a businessman and public servant, serving four Presidents and as an elected official. Throughout his service, Mr. Cheney served with duty, honor, and unwavering leadership, gaining him the respect […]

Nurses Are Mean

Michael Moore’s Minions, disguised as a nurses union, put a mean-spirited advertisement (pdf) in several newspapers this week. It implies that Dick Cheney would not be alive today if he were one of the countries uninsured minority. Michael Moore would not be alive today if he were 65.
Dick Cheney will be with us […]

CNN YouTube Debates are Best Ignored

The declared Republican ‘candidates’ will be answering ‘questions’ that were submitted to them via YouTube on Wednesday.  The official demographer for the Vice President of the United States of America has determined that YouTube doesn’t matter.  The only person who uses YouTube and is old enough to vote is Renetto.  He lives in an undisclosed […]

I Heart Google

Some out of touch Elitist Ivy Leaguers have a website that is a baseless ad hominem attack on Dick Cheney. They had the nerve to try to buy advertising space from the Google.
When Google did the right thing by refusing to publish the smear, the lefties in the blogosphere whined about freedom […]

Job Shadowing

The most compelling reason that I have for wanting Dick Cheney to run for the Presidency in 2008 is the fact that he has 8 years of job shadowing under his belt. Handing power to Dick Cheney would be a painless, shameless affair for George W. Bush. He could rest easy knowing that he […]

She Was a Long Cool Woman in a Brown Pantsuit…

Left-leaning anti-torture activist John McCain is now a YouTube celebrity with more views than Chris Crocker or Mr Pregnant combined thanks to this brash GILF. His earlier attempt to make a viral video was less successful.
A million views on YouTube will not win you the nomination, sir. Having a potty-mouth Murphy […]

Dick Cheney Cannot Tell a Lie

“The vice president is cherry-picking intelligence and selectively using facts in a manner that does not portray the complete picture…”
- Dennis Kucinich
Dennis Kucinich has a faint hope of becoming the first ventriloquist’s dummy to ever become President. Maybe the cherry tree that Washington confessed to hacking was a relative (ventriloquist dummies are made of […]

Dick Does Dallas

Dick Cheney can down play his Presidential character in interviews with the liberal biased media, but when he steps up to a podium and speaks to real Americans, it shines through.
Check out this Video Clip of Dick talking to the good folks in Dallas. He was speaking at a lunch put on by […]

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