The most compelling reason that I have for wanting Dick Cheney to run for the Presidency in 2008 is the fact that he has 8 years of job shadowing under his belt. Handing power to Dick Cheney would be a painless, shameless affair for George W. Bush. He could rest easy knowing that he […]
She Was a Long Cool Woman in a Brown Pantsuit…
Left-leaning anti-torture activist John McCain is now a YouTube celebrity with more views than Chris Crocker or Mr Pregnant combined thanks to this brash GILF. His earlier attempt to make a viral video was less successful.
A million views on YouTube will not win you the nomination, sir. Having a potty-mouth Murphy […]
Dick Cheney Cannot Tell a Lie
“The vice president is cherry-picking intelligence and selectively using facts in a manner that does not portray the complete picture…”
- Dennis Kucinich
Dennis Kucinich has a faint hope of becoming the first ventriloquist’s dummy to ever become President. Maybe the cherry tree that Washington confessed to hacking was a relative (ventriloquist dummies are made of […]
Dick Does Dallas
Dick Cheney can down play his Presidential character in interviews with the liberal biased media, but when he steps up to a podium and speaks to real Americans, it shines through.
Check out this Video Clip of Dick talking to the good folks in Dallas. He was speaking at a lunch put on by […]
The 2009 White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner…
The White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner is typically a boring social obligation that a sitting President must endure 4-8 times in his life. If Rich Little is the entertainment, several dead Presidents must suffer in absentia as well. I think we can look forward to a major change in 2009 when Cheney is […]
Dick Cheney Deserves a Nobel Peace Prize
After the tree-snogging former Vice-President Al Gore was given a Nobel Prize, many right thinking pundits were bouncing back and forth between saying he didn’t deserve the prize and saying that the prize didn’t mean anything anyway.
I wish they had taken a different angle. It would have been much more productive for them to […]
Dick Cheney For President 2008: Stay the Course
The declared GOP candidates are listed in alphabetical order on the liberal biased ‘Wikipedia.’
The instant that Dick Cheney announces his candidacy, he will take his rightful place at the top of that list.
The average age of the declared candidates is 62.3. Dick Cheney is 66.6 years old. America needs a man with proven […]


November 16th, 2007 
