Merciful Justice is Served

Back in May, some wrong-thinking citizens chose to ignore the orders of armed policemen to stay behind the barricades that are used these days to create a sort of playpen for whining liberals. We have to do this to keep them from disrupting and distracting important people like Dick Cheney.
This particular incident took place […]

Sterile Fools For Truth

I want some startup money for a 527 to counter the assertion that Obama recently made…
Any fool can have a child…
Yeah, right. Tell that to all the sterile fools. It’s time to take the gloves off with regard to this fertile, intelligent elitist.

Dick Cheney’s Next Move

Dick Cheney is a man of few words.  This is best illustrated by his short apology, delivered through his staff, for having joked about West Virginians’ propensity for incest.  Another politician might have made a long drawn out speak attempting to bridge the gap between sister marryin’ people and those who choose to marry outside […]

Democracy Versus Sleep, Why Can’t it be Both?

This video was made in a little known part of America known as Canada. I am telling you that in case you want to blame someone.

Cheney Cancels Turkey Trip

They tried to make him go to Turkey, and he said No, No, No…
Dick Cheney had planned to go on an official visit to Turkey and his last minute cancellation is seen as a sign of increasing tension between the United States and a country that invaded Iraq without the approval of the international community.  […]

The President of YouTube Thinks that YouTube is Influential

I have already said what I thought of the Presidential Debates on YouTube, to paraphrase my old post…Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…
A liberal biased YouTube executive wrote on the official Google blog that he expects that YouTube will have an important role in 2008. I think he is wrong. The de facto front runner Dick Cheney spends […]

Chuck Norris Kicks Down the Closet Door

Chuck Norris has come out in favor of Mike Huckabee saying that he likes his package. They seem to have a very warm rapport (that’s a French word). I don’t trust any Republican Candidate who is currying the favor of Hollywood Liberals like this Chuck guy.

Nurses Are Mean

Michael Moore’s Minions, disguised as a nurses union, put a mean-spirited advertisement (pdf) in several newspapers this week. It implies that Dick Cheney would not be alive today if he were one of the countries uninsured minority. Michael Moore would not be alive today if he were 65.
Dick Cheney will be with us […]

CNN YouTube Debates are Best Ignored

The declared Republican ‘candidates’ will be answering ‘questions’ that were submitted to them via YouTube on Wednesday.  The official demographer for the Vice President of the United States of America has determined that YouTube doesn’t matter.  The only person who uses YouTube and is old enough to vote is Renetto.  He lives in an undisclosed […]

Job Shadowing

The most compelling reason that I have for wanting Dick Cheney to run for the Presidency in 2008 is the fact that he has 8 years of job shadowing under his belt. Handing power to Dick Cheney would be a painless, shameless affair for George W. Bush. He could rest easy knowing that he […]

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