April 19th, 2008
I have a flawless plan for ending the violence in Iraq. I call it Operation Iraqi Buddy-System. It is better than just some piddly little troop surge. My plan calls for a 1:1 ratio of Iraqi citizens to US military personnel. Every man, woman and child will be accompanied day and night by a benevolent liberator. The US military will have to rethink recruiting strategies because I think my plan requires more women and children than are presently enlisted.
All I am saying is give peace a chance.
