The declared Republican ‘candidates’ will be answering ‘questions’ that were submitted to them via YouTube on Wednesday. The official demographer for the Vice President of the United States of America has determined that YouTube doesn’t matter. The only person who uses YouTube and is old enough to vote is Renetto. He lives in an undisclosed […]
I Heart Google
Some out of touch Elitist Ivy Leaguers have a website that is a baseless ad hominem attack on Dick Cheney. They had the nerve to try to buy advertising space from the Google.
When Google did the right thing by refusing to publish the smear, the lefties in the blogosphere whined about freedom […]
Job Shadowing
The most compelling reason that I have for wanting Dick Cheney to run for the Presidency in 2008 is the fact that he has 8 years of job shadowing under his belt. Handing power to Dick Cheney would be a painless, shameless affair for George W. Bush. He could rest easy knowing that he […]
She Was a Long Cool Woman in a Brown Pantsuit…
Left-leaning anti-torture activist John McCain is now a YouTube celebrity with more views than Chris Crocker or Mr Pregnant combined thanks to this brash GILF. His earlier attempt to make a viral video was less successful.
A million views on YouTube will not win you the nomination, sir. Having a potty-mouth Murphy […]
Dick Cheney Cannot Tell a Lie
“The vice president is cherry-picking intelligence and selectively using facts in a manner that does not portray the complete picture…”
- Dennis Kucinich
Dennis Kucinich has a faint hope of becoming the first ventriloquist’s dummy to ever become President. Maybe the cherry tree that Washington confessed to hacking was a relative (ventriloquist dummies are made of […]
Dick Does Dallas
Dick Cheney can down play his Presidential character in interviews with the liberal biased media, but when he steps up to a podium and speaks to real Americans, it shines through.
Check out this Video Clip of Dick talking to the good folks in Dallas. He was speaking at a lunch put on by […]
The Confusion about the Confederate Flag
When a member of the liberal biased media took a liberal biased photograph while standing in Upstate New York, he didn’t realize how close he was to the New York/Alabama border. This is understandable, as many map printing companies also have a liberal bias. Below is a more accurate map.
Even Rudy Giuliani, a […]
The 2009 White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner…
The White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner is typically a boring social obligation that a sitting President must endure 4-8 times in his life. If Rich Little is the entertainment, several dead Presidents must suffer in absentia as well. I think we can look forward to a major change in 2009 when Cheney is […]
Dick Cheney Deserves a Nobel Peace Prize
After the tree-snogging former Vice-President Al Gore was given a Nobel Prize, many right thinking pundits were bouncing back and forth between saying he didn’t deserve the prize and saying that the prize didn’t mean anything anyway.
I wish they had taken a different angle. It would have been much more productive for them to […]


November 26th, 2007 
